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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

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b-stands-for-berceca:

In the first photo I’m so intense ahahah

I’m leaving for England tomorrow and nothing would be more appropriate that celebrating with Milady photos! Everybody, have a nice week!  

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

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perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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ob2komario:

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

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Fact:

http://i.imgur.com/kE7xE2P.gif

They actually did that.

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walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

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unshaped:

THIS NEEDS TO STOP

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beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair